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Flies, Activism and the American President

June 19, 2009 · 1 Comment

Once you get past all the hype, the media frenzy, the hero worship and the brouhaha, Barack Obama is still an impressive figure; he has a commanding presence, when he talks people listen, and he is earnest. He breaks the lazy, fat American stereotype we are used to, and presents a fit, hands-on, roll-up-the-sleeves-and-get-busy personality that automatically connects him to the middle and lower class people (which make up the majority anyway). He is a man that was born to be followed, and that’s not even talking through an American perspective. Obama now lives his life under an international microscope, with people following his every move. The techies out there are keeping their eyes on his (pink? purple?) Blackberry, and wondering what encryption in uses and where he got his holster (BB not gun). The dog lovers are checking out the canine addition to the White House, the ladies are drooling over his sculpted upper body, everyone wants to know how he eats his burgers and his detractors make fun of his name (see India) amongst other more major events.

The man is amazing, but not amazing enough to warrant so much hounding. Would Obama be as loved and needed if it wasn’t for people suffering through two terms of Bush and his inane ramblings? Would there ever have been a black American President if it wasn’t for the awful caricature of an American that preceded him?

Whatever it may be, every move of Obama’s receives an article, podcast, and analysis in response. During an interview on financial regulation, a fly got in the room and kept interrupting the President. With Mr. Miyagi type reflexes, Obama nails that fly (and it was pretty impressive I tell you, the only other move that comes close was Bush dodging the shoe). It may be silly to write an article about a man killing a fly, but the guy is pretty fast and the people love him, so what the hey. But since it was the President doing the swatting, and a fly doing the killing, PETA had to condemn the act. Of killing a fly. A fly…

PETA’s work is wonderful. I believe in what they advocate, but they just keep getting sillier and sillier. I don’t kill animals and I don’t eat meat, but the only impact they are making now is getting attention for themselves, and that’s also cos of the naked women. Hell, guys only go for their protests for the boobs (and there are plenty of nice ones too). PETA is becoming a laughing stock and a gathering place for bored young women who think their breasts are going to save countless pigs, cows, dogs and flies. They are trying to stop the stop the abuse of animal flesh through the exposure of human flesh, and its getting old and absurd. (And you horndogs can go google the pictures cos I am not putting them up here. This time)

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The War Ends. But All’s Not Well Yet

May 19, 2009 · 4 Comments

It has been formally announced today, the 18th of May 2009, that the war against the LTTE has come to its conclusion and that the Sri Lankan army is now in complete control of the North. As anyone who even vaguely reads my blog is aware, I am against war in any form. But hearing that this conflict might be over brings a strange sort of relief to me. I have been aware of this conflict my entire life, seeing riots and bombings ever since I was a kid and becoming aware of discrimination and racism as I grew older. It would be wonderful not to have to deal with that anymore. There is celebration in the air now, ever since we got the news about Prabhakaran being killed yesterday, fire-crackers have been going off, flags are being flown and drums beaten on the sides of the road. Rickshaw drivers are ready to deify the president, patriotic messages are zipping on Facebook and patriots-by-proxy are praising the armed forces. 

The Sinhalese have won, but the real losers are not the LTTE, they are the Tamil people in the North. The LTTE has reaped the violence that they have sown, and the Sinhalese people (at least in the South) are jubilant, but the celebration is premature. You have several hundred thousand Tamils packed like rats in camps too small for them. They are starving, abused by their guards, frightened and angry. This war has not been without casualties on the side of the army. The casualty figures have been hidden, buts its now time that they received proper medical attention. In conflicts over the past 15 years, only 7.5% have ended with a military victory, the negotiation route is the one that has prevailed in the rest of the cases (2008 Peace Process Yearbook). There are several hundred thousand Tamil people who have seen and gone through things that no person should have seen and experienced. The death of the LTTE leaders have created matyrs in the eyes of their sympathizers, and you don’t want Tamil children growing up with these people as their heroes. Today the President promised a political solution, and that is what we need. There has to be stability and development in the North and East. But have we removed a wolf only to replace him with a wolf in tattered sheep’s clothing? Can the new “Minister of Reconciliation” actually reconcile anyone? Or is he just waiting to sink his fingers into the land?

The fight is still not over, there are bound to be LTTE agents still in the country, but its time to close the rift between the ethnic groups. The president stated today that there are only two groups in this country, those who love the country and those few that don’t. I hope this same love extends to the people of the country as well. 

This military victory is bound to set the president for a few more terms at least. He is a national hero now. But what’s going to happen in a year’s time when the jubilation from the war victory is over and people start wondering about the economy and national debt? How long will it be till China, Pakistan and Iran start calling in favours? The president has an interesting grasp of international relations but the continued aggressive behaviour towards Europe and the U.S. is bound to create difficulties later on. 

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The mob attack yesterday outside the British High Commission which the police made no effort is another example of Sri Lanka’s ‘diplomacy’. Especially since Britain was supposed to donate over 10 million pounds for development. 

 

bc1What’s important now is to focus on reconciliation and not make mistakes through being victory drunk. What we want is for a conflict like this never to happen again. Aid agencies and the press should be allowed access to affected areas and Sri Lanka should stand as a bright example on how to deal with ethnic conflict instead of the obvious cover up happening now. 

Let’s hope for the best: a lasting peace in a multi-ethnic, multi-religious tropical paradise.

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Read Facebook in Pirate!

April 30, 2009 · 1 Comment

Arrrr! Avast me hearties! Ye Olde Facebook is now in Pirate! Arrrr! Follow the instructions, and x marks the spot ye lily livered land lubbers!

1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page.

2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US.

3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 

Have fun shivering your timbers!

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Swine Flu – The Beginning

April 29, 2009 · 1 Comment

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iPhone vs. Win Mob

March 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment

There’s a ton of hype about the iPhone, but all that proves is that its got a great marketing campaign. Me? I think I will pass.

WinMo
Hey, iPhone. How’s it goin’?

iPhone
Hey, WinMo. Be right with you. Have to finish with this iFart app.

… …

Sorry ’bout that. I’m a one-track phone, ya know.

WinMo
So I hear. Isn’t that going to change when you get your 3.0 upgrade?

iPhone
I was afraid you’d bring that – oops. Hang on. Got a text message. Hit my home button, will ya?

… …

Sorry ’bout that. What were you saying? Oh, yeah. What’s that called, what you were talking about? Multifrisking?

WinMo
Multitasking.

iPhone
Never heard of it. I’m getting background notifications. Is that the same thing?

WinMo
Not hardly. Oh, well. Never mind.

iPhone
Oh, c’mon, WinMo. Can I give it a shot? Huh? Can I? Can I?

WinMo
I dunno. It’s pretty tough stuff. Not sure that you’re up to it. Never mind that those Apple people say it robs me of my power 80 percent faster. I can handle it. You, on the other hand …

iPhone
C’mon, WinMo! Puleeeeeeeeeze?

WinMo
Fine. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. Hope you’ve been working out.

iPhone
OK, I got special permission from my mommy to try this. Here I go. iFart: Open. Crossword puzzle: Open. E-mail: open. Safari: Open. …

Wait. I’m starting to feel a little dizzy. Something’s not right. Can’t … keep … screen … on. Wuzzhappenintome?

WinMo
Oh, no, iPhone! Your battery can’t handle the big-boy workload! Quick! Better swap it out!

iPhone
Can’t. Still … Only … Have … Baby … Built-in.

WinMo
Uh oh. Here, use my USB-cable (with its handy micro/mini-USB connector).

iPhone
Can’t. Only … Use … Proprietary … 30-pin. Good-bye … Win … Mo …

Scene.

Moral of the story: Some phones are meant for getting things done. Others are meant to be shiny. Maybe next time you’ll get your multitasking, little iPhone.

 

 

by Phil Nickinson from WMExperts

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