It sucks to be Sri Lankan right now, and here’s why:
1. It is so hot now that your brain melts, and you feel like you are moving through sweat soup.
2. The government is so corrupt that you have a ‘Bribes’ column in your budget.
3. Politician play musical chairs across parties.
4. Terrorists can become MPs
5. You can hardly tell the difference from a terrorist attack and a government attack
6. A teacher can run away with a billion rupees.
7. Citizens pay taxes that go into killing other citizens.
8. The roads have more holes than Swiss Cheese.
9. The country is run by a monarchy that hides behind a democracy.
10. The national religion is headed by monks who advocate violence.
And did I say it was very hot? And that bombs going off no longer shakes us off our routine? And that idiots drive on roads infested with tri-shaws?
Sri Lanka has a lot of issues and it just keeps getting worse. I wonder how much longer we can hide in our little worlds before it all comes back and bites us in the bum.
13 responses so far ↓
DeeCee // October 8, 2008 at 12:20 pm |
agreed. SIGH! AARGH!
pissu perera // October 16, 2008 at 1:26 pm |
“It is so hot now that your brain melts”
uuurgh, i hear ya!! and the humidity makes you feel like you’re suffocating. global warming be damned! sigh
Ajitha Sivananthan // February 26, 2009 at 2:19 am |
wooo wooo wooo
Crazy Mahjungs
Rajen Samuel // February 26, 2009 at 2:30 am |
You be one crazy Mahjung homie Ajitha. wooo woooo f’n woooo
Poktop // May 18, 2009 at 6:42 pm |
Another Reason SL sucks is because
11. There are miserable faggots like A Janusis
[oh and btw happy to know that u have a BRAIN to get melted]
Love Ma Country // July 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm |
Are you a srilankan.
Know this you asshole. You are kinda bloggers who fucking ruines the imag of a country.
It’s true any country has issues inside it self. Show me one which you don’t have.
You just a jobless retard. Like V.Prabakaran (Poser).
And do you know Srilanka is the only country which you can change the climate by 2hours by travelling.
You kno what i did a small reserch about you with some private spy he told me that you are child of a whore. And your mum died of herpies.
janusis // July 29, 2009 at 11:11 am |
Machan, research your spelling before you check out my mommy.. If you love your country so much, why do you pretend to speak “ghetto”.
Lesson 1: You are Sri Lankan, and therefore you should say: ” I love MY Country”
You Wannabe you…
mahavamsa // July 30, 2009 at 9:17 pm |
good analysis, this is how i feel too!
Love Ma Country // August 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm |
hmmm……
Just tel me what’s your country?
janusis // September 17, 2009 at 10:50 am |
I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours..
UIPS // September 26, 2009 at 1:15 am |
if u cant appreciate your country in which you were born or even raised then u seriously have 2 luk bak. ur parents grew up in that shit box and raised u up…sri lanka isnt all about bombs and terrorist…its those tamil fags who do that shit. besides sri lanka is one of the most beautiful countries…maybe youve only been to the shit places
Love Ma Country // October 13, 2009 at 9:24 pm |
Well said UIPS …..!!!!!!
And know this if you so perfect & confident about you’re damn blog and your ideas why are you scared to tell your country name.
And what do you know about Sri Lanka. Your just a LTTE supporting blogger.
Most propabaly you might not be a Sri Lanken. You might be and tamil who’s mum got bang’d by some nigga’s..!!!!
Hehehehehe
grow up shit hole…!!!!! Don’t act like small bloody pussy….!!!!!!!
janusis // October 14, 2009 at 9:07 am |
Like Wow!! I’m like, soooooo offended that some racist trolls using ghetto speak insulted moi!
Oh, I can blog no more! Let me run away and grow tomatoes instead..