A Janusis

The President and the Ear

janusis — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:08:49 +0000

“So, did he use his molars or his incisors?”

I wonder if ‘ear inspection’ was part of Holyfield’s pre-meeting briefing.

janusis — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:12:38 +0000

janusis — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:07:28 +0000

Ten points to consider in case you have trouble choosing where to cast your vote:

1. Check the number relatives he has, that’s the number of key posts that will no longer be available after the elections.

2. Does he have a tendency towards personal branding, attaching his name to policy or wearing certain pieces of distinctive clothing all the time?

3. The more nationalist the candidate’s speeches are the more power he will amass in the name of nationalism.

4. Check how many campaign promises he changes in a week.

5. Does he think that no minorities exist in Sri Lanka?

6. Does he suffer from a paranoia that the international community is out to get him?

7. Does he have tea parties with dictators?

8. Do journalists break out in a sweat when they hear his name?

9. Does he have any previous experience in politics?

10. Is his first solution to any issue military?

Yes, yes, I know. You are screwed no matter who wins.

janusis — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:37:49 +0000

According to Google:

Porn and Piracy.. That’s what Sri Lankans think about…

janusis — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:16:16 +0000

After all, why not?

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