I happened to look at a Playboy magazine the other day and I didn’t get past 3 pages, It was that boring. It worried me for a while there, I mean, I am a guy and stereotypically naked women should excite me, right? right? I began to wonder if I was growing old or if my hormone levels had drastically decreased or if I was turning gay after all these blog posts about homosexuality. But I still like sex, so that shouldn’t be a problem.
After giving it a lot of thought (a whole four and a half minutes) I realized that porn is boring. Now, now, don’t throw your socks at me. Think about it. These magazines and movies used to make the rounds of our hostel back in college, but after a cursory glance it was back to my comic books for me. Unless you have zero contact with women or are locked away in an attic for long periods of time, pictures of naked women are just that. Pictures.
Let me ask you a question. Who is more famous, Pamela Anderson or Dita Von Teese? I say its Von Teese. Anderson may be well known, but that is because of her notoriety and not because she brings anything besides silicon to the table. Von Teese is classy and draws a classier crowd (I know about her was through an interview on CNN and no other reason, so dont give my blog ‘looks’). Excitement is not only for the body but also for the mind. If the mind doesn’t get catered for you only get half a deal.
Remember the times in high school when that hot girl used to lean close to you while you both were doing an assignment and your blood flow changed direction? Or those days in college when you were out dating a hot girl and her every touch and smell would wind you up like a taut spring and everything you did after that was like a mini fusion reaction? Now compare that with the psycho girl who made a grab at you, pulled you into a room, and you were done in 15 minutes. Not that there are many guys who wouldn’t like the last example, but they are never as memorable as the instances when you take your time. The girl with the coquettish smile versus the one who flashes you. The short skirt versus the batty riders. It is all a question of packaging. A good wrapping will set the mind working, and the mind definitely helps the body. It doesn’t have to be the tantric ten-hour version that Sting practices, but a little bit of preparation never hurt anyone. You always feel much more satisfied with something you work for, than with something thrown at your face. That is why porn doesn’t work. You cover the heads and the bodies look like they have come off an assembly line. But the girl across the room who knows how you give you the look will get that imagination and those hormones playing tag.
Sex is far more than a hump and a bump and a roll over. It is also a look and a word and a touch. An urge can be satisfied quickly, but if you can create a desire you will have them coming back fore more.. So, reign in that urge to speed and take a leisurely drive instead. You get to see so much more that way..
