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The Undemocratic Ban on Porn

July 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Some of the most important tests of a country’s democratic status are:

1. Human Rights

2. Media Freedom

3. Access to Pornography

The country is going to the dogs now.. I thought it was bad when they banned Human Rights from the country. I thought it was worse when they banned News from the Island (no pun intended). But nothing prepared me for the shock in store for all patriotic Sri Lankans when they banned porn! I protest most vehemently! Porn is a fundamental constitutional right for all consenting adults. It is an absolute necessity for all those who can’t get laid, and a terrible inconvenience for those who don’t have time for foreplay or the after-cuddle. Sri Lankan men are genetically blessed with high capacity testicles, and the female population is simply unable to cope with the excessive surge of libido that this entails. Thus the internet, the saviour of blue-balled-bodies everywhere, comes to the rescue, easing the pressure on boxers, briefs and sarongs country-wide.

Until now that is.

Porn is now banned, and it is back to coconut scrapers (who remembers that incident?), mobile phones, test-tubes, boiled eggs and jack fruit.

Already you can feel the tension in the country as men (and some women) keep hitting F5 in the hopes that it is a temporary error, but alas, it is not. These sites have been announced as being banned:

www.lankasexclips.com, www.ambalk.co.cc, http://lankasexlalk.com, www.sexylk.com, www.lankasexonline.com, www.redtube.com, www.tube8.com, www.adultfriendfinder.com, www.livejasmin.com, http://www.xnxx.com, and http://xhaster.com http://zvideos.com

No more will Adult Friendfinder promise you blond caucasian babes in dambulla, or will redtube do whatever it is redtube does best. Friends, its the dark ages all over again. Let us lend each other a helping hand in this time of trouble. Let us raise our voices so the heavens ring with our cry:

“Take away our rights! Take away our freedom! But don’t you DARE touch our porn!!!”

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The War Ends. But All’s Not Well Yet

May 19, 2009 · 4 Comments

It has been formally announced today, the 18th of May 2009, that the war against the LTTE has come to its conclusion and that the Sri Lankan army is now in complete control of the North. As anyone who even vaguely reads my blog is aware, I am against war in any form. But hearing that this conflict might be over brings a strange sort of relief to me. I have been aware of this conflict my entire life, seeing riots and bombings ever since I was a kid and becoming aware of discrimination and racism as I grew older. It would be wonderful not to have to deal with that anymore. There is celebration in the air now, ever since we got the news about Prabhakaran being killed yesterday, fire-crackers have been going off, flags are being flown and drums beaten on the sides of the road. Rickshaw drivers are ready to deify the president, patriotic messages are zipping on Facebook and patriots-by-proxy are praising the armed forces. 

The Sinhalese have won, but the real losers are not the LTTE, they are the Tamil people in the North. The LTTE has reaped the violence that they have sown, and the Sinhalese people (at least in the South) are jubilant, but the celebration is premature. You have several hundred thousand Tamils packed like rats in camps too small for them. They are starving, abused by their guards, frightened and angry. This war has not been without casualties on the side of the army. The casualty figures have been hidden, buts its now time that they received proper medical attention. In conflicts over the past 15 years, only 7.5% have ended with a military victory, the negotiation route is the one that has prevailed in the rest of the cases (2008 Peace Process Yearbook). There are several hundred thousand Tamil people who have seen and gone through things that no person should have seen and experienced. The death of the LTTE leaders have created matyrs in the eyes of their sympathizers, and you don’t want Tamil children growing up with these people as their heroes. Today the President promised a political solution, and that is what we need. There has to be stability and development in the North and East. But have we removed a wolf only to replace him with a wolf in tattered sheep’s clothing? Can the new “Minister of Reconciliation” actually reconcile anyone? Or is he just waiting to sink his fingers into the land?

The fight is still not over, there are bound to be LTTE agents still in the country, but its time to close the rift between the ethnic groups. The president stated today that there are only two groups in this country, those who love the country and those few that don’t. I hope this same love extends to the people of the country as well. 

This military victory is bound to set the president for a few more terms at least. He is a national hero now. But what’s going to happen in a year’s time when the jubilation from the war victory is over and people start wondering about the economy and national debt? How long will it be till China, Pakistan and Iran start calling in favours? The president has an interesting grasp of international relations but the continued aggressive behaviour towards Europe and the U.S. is bound to create difficulties later on. 

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The mob attack yesterday outside the British High Commission which the police made no effort is another example of Sri Lanka’s ‘diplomacy’. Especially since Britain was supposed to donate over 10 million pounds for development. 

 

bc1What’s important now is to focus on reconciliation and not make mistakes through being victory drunk. What we want is for a conflict like this never to happen again. Aid agencies and the press should be allowed access to affected areas and Sri Lanka should stand as a bright example on how to deal with ethnic conflict instead of the obvious cover up happening now. 

Let’s hope for the best: a lasting peace in a multi-ethnic, multi-religious tropical paradise.

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Verdi Requiem

March 9, 2009 · 3 Comments

 

Saturday night was the time, and the Cathedral of Christ was the venue, so as you already guessed, this post is not about a party. Verdi Requiem was performed by the Symphony Orchestra of Sri Lanka along with a chorus and four solo voices at the Cathedral and it was not something that was to be missed.

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 We thought we were being smart by going there half an hour early thinking that the rest of the crowd will be following SLST (Sri Lanka Standard Time. Take your local time and subtract half an hour from it), but boy were we wrong. There was no parking space remaining around the church with every available spot taken by vehicles. There was no parking space for our behinds inside the church either. It was packed. Even the steps and any elevated portion of the floor was taken by music hungry citizens. It was amazing, a venue filled to bursting half an hour before a show in Colombo. I didn’t know people could be so early. The not-so-nice lady at the door even refused to sell us the programme booklets. It was practically a Who’s-Who of Colombo that day. And frankly, there were people there who didn’t give an F# for classical music but turned up anyway just to be seen. Despite the crowd, we managed to park our behinds on a ledge and await the performance.

 

It was entrancing.

 

The Orchestra was brilliant, the chorus had depth, the soloists had character and the conductor was masterful. There was sweat dripping down our backs, we couldn’t even see the Orchestra properly, but we listened, and we were swept away. It was glorious. The programme was a little over one and a half hours, but the time flew. The musicians blossomed under Gregory Rose’s touch, and the soloists were impressive. In my opinion, the tenor was the best of the four with the soprano following. He was like a “breath of fresh air”.

 

I didn’t quite like the choice of venue for the performance. It was hot and cramped. The side screens were too low. The soloists were sweating profusely under their makeup and the acoustics could have been better. I would have gladly paid for a chance to see the performance, and not have the heat interfere with my enjoyment.

 

I have enjoyed the Symphony Orchestra of Sri Lanka before, but there was nothing of this caliber. This was THE best musical experience I have had in Sri Lanka. Ever.

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Why Sri Lanka Sucks Now.

October 7, 2008 · 13 Comments

It sucks to be Sri Lankan right now, and here’s why:

1. It is so hot now that your brain melts, and you feel like you are moving through sweat soup.

2. The government is so corrupt that you have a ‘Bribes’ column in your budget.

3. Politician play musical chairs across parties.

4. Terrorists can become MPs

5. You can hardly tell the difference from a terrorist attack and a government attack

6. A teacher can run away with a billion rupees.

7. Citizens pay taxes that go into killing other citizens.

8. The roads have more holes than Swiss Cheese.

9. The country is run by a monarchy that hides behind a democracy.

10. The national religion is headed by monks who advocate violence.

And did I say it was very hot? And that bombs going off no longer shakes us off our routine? And that idiots drive on roads infested with tri-shaws?

Sri Lanka has a lot of issues and it just keeps getting worse. I wonder how much longer we can hide in our little worlds before it all comes back and bites us in the bum.

Categories: Politics · Sri Lanka · rants
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Post Peace Day

September 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

When wished a happy “International Day of Peace”, did it make you giggle insanely, snort, or reach for a cricket bat?

Its hard to summon any enthusiasm for a day of peace with aerial bombings and priests getting shot, with INGOs leaving the North and then having their offices looted, and with a 150,000 IDPs stuck between the LTTE and the Government forces. But summon some I did, and drove to the program conducted by NPC at the Sri Lanka Foundation Institute hoping that they might have discovered some magical way out of this predicament.

The proceedings were to be blessed by priests from the major religions, but the Buddhist Monks had not arrived yet, so they started off with the Christian Father, then had a Hindu Priest grace the occasion, followed by a sermonette from a Muslim Priest. It was at that time that the Monks showed up and the majority of the people stood up effectively interrupting the Muslim chap. So much for religious equality.

The key note address by Dr. Saravanamuttu was enlightening. Media censorship is so strong that we almost never know what really is happening in the Vanni (except for the daily “Air Force bombs key LTTE position”) unless someone personally visits the area and gets the news out. I am not going to turn this post into a report of the event, but perhaps the key ideas of the gathering was that we as a people must take things into our own hands, petition the President to open a corridor where humanitarian aid can be sent to the IDPs in the Vanni, and a no war zone be created where people can be safe from the antagonists in this conflict.

We, as a people, taking matters into out own hands. That has a nice ring to it doesn’t it. We, as a People. Look around you right now. How would you gauge the attitude of the ‘people’ right now. How many are truly fed up with the situation in the country. I am not talking about rising fuel prices or inflation, but rather about the war being fought right at this present moment. How many people will say “stop” and stand up to this tyrannical regime? Can we emulate the Burmese Monks? Can we follow the Nepali people’s revolution and bring the city to a standstill till the Government listens to us?

Perhaps not.

To mobilize there has to be, simplistically, a ‘need’ and a ‘want’. The ‘need’ is there, with the war in the North and people dying every day, and discrimination a regular occurrence. But the ‘want’ seems to be lacking. The people who actively want an end to this conflict is in the minority, while the majority goes about their daily lives. There are several general excuses people have for their lack of action:

1. The Government is fighting terrorists

2. The war will end soon

3. Its only the Tamils that are discriminated against

4. Sri Lanka should only be for the Buddhists

These reasons are terribly simple and I am sure a much more exhaustive, analytical list can be written but when dealing with a communal mind, its the simple ideas that drive.

For change to take place it is necessary that people understand that these reasons don’t justify a war. For one, not only is the Government fighting terrorists, they are also fighting the Tamil people. Their acts of discrimination and violence simply create a breeding ground for hate. No one is going to watch their family members imprisoned, killed and abused and not hate the Government that did that to them. If one terrorist group were to be put down in this manner, another will rise. There can be no reconciliation when force is being used.

This war will not end quickly. There is so much censorship going on that the true facts are hardly ever known. It is simply a political gambit to keep the populace from putting too much pressure on the Government. As long as there is something they can look forward to, the public holds on. But there is a limit to how long they will wait as well. In another 6 months people will start wondering just how soon this war can end. And even then the repercussions of the military spending will be felt years down the road.

What is difficult to understand is that how a society that is supposed to be based on principles of moderation and tolerant can be so blood thirsty. For every person simply lukewarm about the war, you have a hard line nationalist who wants to kill anything that he doesn’t like. Suppose the Tamils are chased away, I wonder who they will turn to next. The Christians, possibly? And then maybe the Muslims?

I believe people’s eyes have to be forced open before they realize that its their fellow country men that are killing and being killed. They have to realize that there will be scars from this war that might never heal. We may not be actively involved in the conflict, but as surely as we stand on the side lines and watch, we are as responsible for our inaction. The more people that die, the more of our own humanity we lose.

It is time to say ‘enough’. It is time to do something.

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