I know that this is not even a real post and that it makes no contribution whatsoever except to vent your stress when you are bored at work, or if you are simply tired of Bush, along with a billion other people out there. It is also a hell of a lot of fun.
Check out the Ragdoll Bush here.
I personally like to grab him by the ankle and swing him around abit. Let me know your favourite method. Ha ha.