And now good readers, we take a break from politics and head over to the sports section! We find that soccer superstar Ronaldinho is making headlines with his newest play, the Stay-Out-Late-and-Get-Drunk-Instead-of-Training! Sadly, staring at the bottom of his glass does not keep him at the top of his game.
In more sports news, Kerlon has been making waves with a seal. Or a ‘seal dribble’ to be more precise. It has earned him a tremendous fan following, some fame, and several kicks. But seriously, traveling at that speed while bouncing the ball on his head takes some skill!