Obama is President

News Alerts:

Barack Obama elected President of the United States.

Armegadon postponed to a later date.

America’s fall into economic anarchy halts

In Other News:

McCain drowns his sorrow with redneck buddies. Decides to go hunting. Will probably shoot Bambi

Palin remembers that she has a State to run. State has forgotten who she is.

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